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A guy calls a weight loss company and orders their 5 day / 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe, dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads:
'If you can catch me, you can fuck me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. After sprinting for a few kilometres he catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs, as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5 day / 10kg weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:
'If you catch me, you can fuck me.'
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he has to sprint for 10 kms before he catches her and has his way with her. For the next four days the same routine occurs with him gradually getting into better and better shape.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day / 20kg weight loss program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely' he replies. 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
'If I catch you, I will fuck you'
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe, dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads:
'If you can catch me, you can fuck me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. After sprinting for a few kilometres he catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 kgs, as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5 day / 10kg weight loss program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunningly beautiful and sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads:
'If you catch me, you can fuck me.'
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he has to sprint for 10 kms before he catches her and has his way with her. For the next four days the same routine occurs with him gradually getting into better and better shape.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day / 20kg weight loss program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely' he replies. 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:
'If I catch you, I will fuck you'
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